Les grandes vacances... obligatoires

So long, dad. I'm leaving home now... before we get on each other's nerves. I'll come back and see you when I've got a job, a home, and a girlfriend. I'm going to try to make it on my own. Meanwhile, I've got to finish school, and unemployment is on my doorstep. I hear on the news that I'm not the only one with an education and no money; it's the lot of my generation. Big deal! But that's just not the way it is. Far from it...