White Boy from the East (I Am Asian)

The origin of the Hungarian people is obscure. According to White Boy from the East, Hungarians can be traced back to extra-terrestrial colonizers, first from Asia and then from the Occident. Despite general incredulity, Kantor claims his Asian identity is explained by constructivist cultural theory, and then professes good fortune, protected from the King Realtor’s dictatorship and exorbitant occidental rents.